Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
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I’m not done talking about this kid.
If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.
Imagine:That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.
Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.
Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.
Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.
Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.
But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.
/rantLet’s be honest.
If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.
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steve gets colorful when competitive
SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DICKS MOTHERFUCKERS
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I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
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The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
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Doctor Who Meme: Six Companions → Captain Jack Harkness
Jack: Well ladies, the pleasure was all mine. Which is the only thing that matters in the end.
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Why Are You Arguing Against Gay Marriage?
- Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage: I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right?
- The Bible Says It's Wrong: The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell!
- Because Being Gay Is Unnatural: Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural.
- Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators: Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life!
- Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting: If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid.
- Because Gay People Are Icky: Well.. At least your honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married.
- Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay: You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'.
- Because I'm a Dick: Glad you admit it.
- .... : Exactly.
omg could Voldemort have defeated Harry if he just said Accio Glasses, like the boy who lived aint got shit if he’s visually impaired
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“The Child Who Was Never Born”
sculptor: Martin Hudáčeka
Wow. What a powerful sculpture.
Sad.
i whispered to myself “how long do i have to scroll through the notes until i see someone misinterpret this as a statement on abortion instead of a miscarriage or being infertile”
;_;!
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